MESS UP MY KITCHEN AND DIE.

SOMETIMES,

I just want to curl up on my couch

with a big-screen tv

(you're like, "it's 2013. isn't that standard?"
and I be like, "uh, you ain't seen my ghetto tv.")

and watch Duck Dynasty.

with Enoch.

and Jamba Juice.

and Cafe Rio.

[pork salad, black beans, everything on it, no guac]
[two tomatillo sauces]

 but sometimes I'm a college student

with a RIDICULOUSLY messy living room

and not enough time

and a ghetto tv

and I'm not at the end of my rope yet

so as to justify buying food

when I already have food in my fridge,

for which I am grateful.

but I just spent good time cleaning my kitchen

[thank you to Michelle and Kristen for lending a hand]

so don't you touch that.

seriously, don't touch it

or I will end you.

But guess what?

It's still a great day to be alive. :)

life?

life is good. :)